WELCOME!
Welcome back my friends to the show that never ends
There behind a glass is a real blade of grassbe careful as you pass.Move along! Move along!
Come inside, the show's about to startguaranteed to blow your head apartRest assured you'll get your money's worthThe greatest show in Heaven, Hell or Earth.
You've got to see the show, it's a dynamo.You've got to see the show, it's rock and roll ....
Right before your eyes we pull laughter from the skiesAnd he laughs until he cries then he dies then he diesCome inside the shows about to startGuaranteed to blow your head apart
You gotta see the showIt's a dynamoYou gotta see the show
It's rock and roll
Soon the Gypsy Queen in a glaze of VaselineWill perform on guillotineWhat a scene! What a scene!
Next upon the stand will you please extend a handto Alexander's Ragtime BandDixie land, Dixie land
Roll up! Roll up! Roll up!See the show!
Performing on a stool we've a sight to make you droolSeven virgins and a muleKeep it cool. Keep it cool.
We would like it to be known the exhibits that were shownwere exclusively our own,All our own. All our own.
Come and see the show! Come and see the show!Come and see the show!
See the show!
